I’m not sure which is better: the idea that Mulder actually sang the Theme from Shaft while drugged or that Scully just said that he did to fuck with him.
If you know, you know.
And in this moment, Rey was all of us
There is something hotter than fire: Bobby Carlyle wearing Goldstiltskin outfit 🔥
(via toseehowthestoryends)
gffa:
Anakin “Personal Space? What’s That?” Skywalker is my favorite.
Parallels.
gffa:
Can you imagine having to be assigned to these two idiots? Where you’re IN THE MIDDLE OF A FIREFIGHT IN SPACE and flying RIGHT INTO THE SUN and being CHASED BY CAD BANE and they’re FIDDLING WITH THE NAV SYSTEM AT RIGHT THAT VERY MINUTE and this all lands them stranded in DEAD SPACE SURROUNDED BY DEAD SHIPS?
And these two idiots are arguing like an old married couple about it?
Like, five shit your pants level terrifying things have happened in the last TEN MINUTES and Skywalker over there is like “Do you want me to take the wheel? I AM the better pilot?” while he smirks and Kenobi is over there pretending he’s above all this and meanwhile is like, “And I told you not to fiddle with the hyperdrive!”
Or else he’s going, “Oh, look at these majestic creatures these mynocks are! Such remarkable creatures.” AS THEY’RE ABOUT TO CHEW THROUGH THE SHIP.
And then turns around AGAIN and starts it up with Skywalker again, “Anakin, what are you doing!?” while Anakin Skywalker IS THE MOST ADORABLE DORK IN THE GALAXY LOOK AT HIM STICKING HIS TONGUE OUT WHILE HE FIDDLES WITH THE WIRING IN THE MIDDLE OF A SPACE CHASE.
Like, just imagine.
You’re five inches away from death by about a dozen different things and these two idiots are BANTERING WITH EACH OTHER and thinking now’s a great time to fiddle with the ship.
Cody deserves a goddamned medal for putting up with these two.
Anakin was handed a 14-year-old girl in the middle of a warzone with no way to return her (at least without just sending her to a different battlefield) so he said fuck it. I’m going to make you the most terrifying person on this battlefield.
And that’s why I respect him.
Did it come with sacrifice? Absolutely. Ahsoka lost more of her innocence than some padawans did at the time. She faced harsher realities and scarrier enemies. But force, she survived.
She escaped kidnappings on her OWN. Survived being poisoned. Faced Grievous, and Maul and Savage on her own. Lead men into battle and came back alive. Outsmarted master assassins. Staged a coo. Played bodyguard for multiple senators. Rescued captives right off of enemy ships without being detected. She MASTERED two lightsaber forms AND Shi-kai (the particular kind of dual-wielding she does) as a padawan. She’s also been taught enough skill to be considered a master mechanic and post clone wars worked multiple jobs as a mechanic. Restructured the government on Mandalore twice.
All before she turned 18.
“You’re reckless, little one. You never would have made it as Obi-Wan’s Padawan. But you might make it as mine.”
He wasn’t talking about her not making it as a Jedi. He meant she wouldn’t make it period. He wasn’t going to let her be a liability. Not even to herself. Ahsoka was going to be her own last one of defense. She he made her a formidable one.



